Wanna Bet?

I have a suggestion for our President, to be followed by an invitation to place a friendly wager, and then I'm done.
Here's the suggestion: Mr. President, if you would like to expose Conservatives to be the party of blatant, unapologetic, conscience-free self interest that they are and always have been, they are offering you the opportunity of a lifetime. PLEASE don't pass it up. Here's what you do. Change the Health Care bill. Propose the following bill:
No American adult who now has no access to medical care shall be provided access. No health care for adults who have no insurance. NONE. If they die, they die. Those are the breaks. It's a tough world.
Instead, the ONLY people who will be allowed to see a doctor when they need one, or get medication if they need it, even if they have no insurance and no money, are THE CHILDREN. That's right. Universal Health Care for CHILDREN ONLY!
That's it. That's the bill. Now take that to the Hill and demand an up or down vote. I guarantee, Conservatives will vote it down. Not because it's a bad idea. It isn't. It's a great idea AND it has the added benefit of knuckling under to every objection to Universal Health Care that has been raised by Conservatives every time a Moderate or Liberal has brought the subject up in the past 70 years. These are not the reasons they will vote down a bill designed to save the lives of thousands of children per year. They will vote it down because it came from you.
These sniveling, whining cowards have proven they would vote down a suggestion to put out a fire in an all-white Christian day care center if the suggestion came from (GASP!) a Liberal. Expose them for the elitist, I-have-mine-fuck-the-rest-of-you lying, two-faced, grinning, glad-handing, cowardly sacks of shit every REAL American has always known them to be, if only because they have sweated their fat, pasty, country club asses into a lather to prove it time and time again. They WILL vote it down. They have no choice. After all, none of them had the brains to think of it, therefore, the rules of their Party require them to kill it. Anybody want to bet on it? I'll stop taking my heart medication and let myself die if a single Conservative votes to pass the bill I've proposed here. JUST ONE. Think about it. One less person thinking for himself in this country. Ooooo, what to do? WHAT TO DO? I'l bet you Conservatives are hopelessly confused about what your next move should be, aren't you? Do we vote for the bill and do our duty to rid America of someone who dares to think for himself? Do we kill the bill and leave someone who has the guts to speak his own mind rather than recite the lines fed to him by his handlers walking this Earth? What to do? WHAT TO DO? Come on Conservatives...time to put up or shut up. What's it gonna be, Pussies?